Humberto....Journeyman.....Bohemian....frog.

Everyone, I'd like to introduce my compadre, adviser, and traveling buddy Humberto.....he's one cool ass frog. He chills with me at work, makes it bearable. Sometimes he gives me good advice about women, finances, video game strategies, and which direction I should wipe my ass...you know, useful stuff. He's got my back too...tells me if anyone is talking trash about me when I'm not at work....or who not to shake hands with cuz they don't wash or use gel sanitizer after they scratch inside their pants when no one is looking ....front and/or back. He's like my Michigan J. Frog, only instead of that 1920's "Hello my darlin', hello my baby, hello my ragtime gal" song, Humberto belts out the smoothest R&B jams, hums Roots Reggae, and beatbox's something fierce. He's a good frog though and he's from Austin so you know he's cooler than the other side of the pillow, ya dig? In this picture, he's advising me on what album I should listen to, in order to focus on clearing all this delegated responsibility off my desk......."Radiohead", he says......"Any album except the Bends". Good call Humberto.....good call. Humberto adds, "But don't finish that shit too quickly....cuz they'll just add more to the stack.....pace yourself." Will do, buddy. Will do.







HUMBERTO